I did find a 98% safe remedy for chips and salsa. Expensive salsa made without weird junk, (and why should it have weird junk in it?) and Beanitos chips. Granted, that's still a "rare treat" because beans. But it's better than tortilla chips which I cannot have...because corn. You can bet your bippy when tomato season comes back, I will be making salsa for myself. Also hummus is a good alternative, with some broccoli and carrots. The other day, Goose told me he liked raw carrots better than cooked. I pondered it for half a second and said "I am an equal opportunist carrot consumer. I love them any way I can eat them." It's been a busy day and I've not had much other than an apple and a little bit of turkey stir fry from my leftovers container. Can you tell?
I didn't write this on Friday because I came home from the doc with my Adrenal Stress Test to do, and wanted to include that. So here's my update from Friday: Things are going super swell, and I don't need to come back for another two weeks since we are out of the crucial stage. That said, Healer did the DNA damage testing on me and I have brain damage!!! Whee! Well, no for real...due to the viruses hanging out in my brains, the DNA is damaged in there. Also some DNA damage in my lungs, DUH and my gallbladder, and another organ I have since forgotten. Just like when he reset my dopamine levels and voodoo'd my intestines, he did the same thing. Okay, they call it integrating, but thanks to Goose that just sounds all Math-y to me. But that's what he did to all my DNA damage. He reset it with his magical Healer powers. I have to believe it now, he's proven me otherwise several times with this "reset button".
|At least I don't need resetting every 108 minutes.|
Onto the Adrenal Stress Test. It's pretty easy, you wake up and follow the directions. Four times a day you must wear a cotton ball in your mouth til is soaked and place it lovingly in a vial marked "morning, noon, afternoon, midnight" respectively. For the noon test though I had to do a carb simulation test and eat 75 grams of carbs an hour before drooling on the cotton. They have a list so that's helpful and I chose the highest carb items because well I didn't want to be eating all day.